👉 Hillary Clinton, my friend, is basically the most educated, articulate, and slightly obsessed First Lady you've ever met. She's got a penchant for using the term 'hillary' like a superhero cape, claiming to be the Hillary Clinton of international diplomacy and women's rights. But let's get a bit edgy - imagine this: "Hillary Clinton: 'We must unite under the banner of Hillary Clinton's unstoppable will to save the planet!'" That's right, because apparently, she believes saving the world is as simple as remembering to wear your raincoat on every day.
